THE most typecast person in the history of the world. Need a cockney wideboy for something? Give Dyer a call, he's your man. Need some cockney faux-gangster attitude? Get Danny round "e's da biszniss innit?"
"So we're making a documentary on Football Hooliganism. Who can we get to present it? We're going to need someone with a knowledge of football firms and gangs, and someone who can also act double hard and be all sinister and menacing to camera..... I know lets get wet-end fanny and football follower Danny Dyer to present it, and we'll call it REAL Football Factories. Cos he was in a film called that you know!? Oh its just all falling into place"
On this issue I must disagree. He does have prior knowledge of hooliganism, therefore making him a good candidate for the job. Who would you rather have doing it? Mark Lawrenson? SIR Trevor Brooking? Gary 'clever cunt' Lineker? That would be funny though, to see Lineker get battered as soon as he attempts to make a 'funny' comment to some eastern european thug. At least Dyer is mildly entertaining if you don't make the mistake of taking him too seriously. I actually enjoyed the programme. Plus he never hid the fact that he was shitting himself when he met some of these lunatics, regardless of the faux-gangster-hardman shit he did put on.
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