THE most typecast person in the history of the world. Need a cockney wideboy for something? Give Dyer a call, he's your man. Need some cockney faux-gangster attitude? Get Danny round "e's da biszniss innit?"
"So we're making a documentary on Football Hooliganism. Who can we get to present it? We're going to need someone with a knowledge of football firms and gangs, and someone who can also act double hard and be all sinister and menacing to camera..... I know lets get wet-end fanny and football follower Danny Dyer to present it, and we'll call it REAL Football Factories. Cos he was in a film called that you know!? Oh its just all falling into place"
