I can put up with the truncation of certain words, "Cos" instead of "Because" for example, and "Gonna" instead of "Going To". What i can't abide however is the way that people (some call them arseholes) seem to forget that there are vowels in the alphabet.
"duz ne1 no if dat gm is cumin out dis munth?"
The word MONTH and MUNTH have the same amount of letters you fucking idiot. Honestly its like getting a dog to ice skate sometimes when addressing these cretins.
Another great idea is incorporating numbers with the words
h8trs, m8, 4evea..... seriously? Are you a child?
Most of the time it looks like you've have some sort of fucking seizure all over your keyboard. I could imagine though that it might well be your fucking dribble getting in the keys and shorting it.
I'd also like to add a special mention to those people who seem to elongate words without knowing it. Particularly the way the word "Ask" is turned into "Arske" within certain ethnic communities. Stop it, just stop it right now. You're not from the Bronx, or Harlem or anywhere like that, so stop trying to be all gangstarrrrrrrr and get yourself a Speak & Spell that will teach you how to talk properly.
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The word MONTH and MUNTH have the same amount of letters you fucking idiot. Honestly its like getting a dog to ice skate sometimes when addressing these cretins.
Another great idea is incorporating numbers with the words
h8trs, m8, 4evea..... seriously? Are you a child?
Most of the time it looks like you've have some sort of fucking seizure all over your keyboard. I could imagine though that it might well be your fucking dribble getting in the keys and shorting it.
I'd also like to add a special mention to those people who seem to elongate words without knowing it. Particularly the way the word "Ask" is turned into "Arske" within certain ethnic communities. Stop it, just stop it right now. You're not from the Bronx, or Harlem or anywhere like that, so stop trying to be all gangstarrrrrrrr and get yourself a Speak & Spell that will teach you how to talk properly.
This post was brought to you today by the letters A,E,I,O and U - LEARN THEM!
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